I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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