So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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