1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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