You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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