ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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