then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
