Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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