Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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