Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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