She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I want a musical about memes.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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