YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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