whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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