its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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