There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
PANTIES FOUND
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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