This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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