i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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