Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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