I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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