Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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