Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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