Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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