Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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