You really coming over, don't trick.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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