we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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