I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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