normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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