Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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