Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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