I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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