The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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