ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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