Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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