Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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