so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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