It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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