Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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