ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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