So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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