Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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