i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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