so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You dont lie about slip and slides
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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