She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
it hurts more in the daytime
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
