My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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