i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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