My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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