yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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