The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
