Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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