No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Small penises have feelings too.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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