After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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