Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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