awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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