You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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