Just cropdusted the office
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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